I am starting off this collection with what is probably the best -- or worst -- of the lot. I will never be able to beat this one, but it just had to be documented.
So, number one in the series of bad parking is this:
This unfortunate display of parking was found near to Kimi's apartment. We tried to guess how such a thing could have happened. Finally we agreed the car must have been parked further away from the lamp post, but the driver made a huge blunder and forgot to put the hand brake down. The rest, as they say, is history. I hope they were insured.